Instagram: The bane of Horny young boys.

Instagram,

The bane of young teenage boys. Do you want to know why? Well I might as well tell you. 

This particular day I was chilling on my bed in the hostel, and out of boredom I opened Instagram and started looking through, (you know how all these universities always have pages for their fine students, then post only mad, sexy girls). Well I was scrolling through one of these pages for ABUAD , I don't think there's any use checking pages of other schools if I'll probably never get to see them. On my hunt I started seeing some very sexy girls and as the foolish boy that I am, I started following and DMing them. Note, whenever I find myself on one of these sprees I usually find myself DMing nothing less than 10 girls. I still have so many unanswered messages on my Instagram. So as usual I DMed as many as possible, until common sense made me stop. While I was there i saw this fine girl that really caught my eye. She's brown skinned and quite short but a very cute kind of short, she also had what I call "handleable b**bies" and quite an ass. She looked so good even though there was a slight swell to her stomach. 

She replied.

I was so elated even though I had actually forgotten about her at that point, I mean she replied about 3 weeks later. I was vibeless when she replied so our chat then was just hello and hi. 

Fast forward to very recently, I was in the mood to chat so I hit her up on IG and we talked for a while only for her to tell me that she had caught me in school staring at her a lot. I was in shock. Me! Stare at you?! At this point I was cracking my brain trying to remember when I'd seen her in my life. But then I remembered that I had a problem remembering faces. So I asked her where and she said most of the time in front of her hostel. I'm like wow.

This entire discussion came from me insinuating that too many guys were toasting her on WhatsApp because she said she wasn't active there. 

Then she added that I had even followed her and all her roommates and some of her friends on Instagram. It was at this point I knew I'd fucked up and I started rushing to reassure her that I wasn't a manwhore. I didn't tell her that I was just a guy that liked shooting random shots and seeing where they'd land. 

She went offline shortly after words and I've not heard from her since. I've texted her again though....

Moral of the story; stop DMing all the girls you see on your Instagram feed. Especially if they're in each other's suggestions. I learnt that the hard way. (I'm not even sure I've properly learnt my lesson)